Things I Have Been Called in My Advertising Career:

1. J-Fo


2. J-Fro (pre-head shaving)


3. The Delicate Genius (probably not a compliment)


4. Goodtime Shoehorn (a story less interesting than you’d think)


5. The Most Difficult Creative to Work With (three years running; probably didn’t help that I chastised the award givers for ending the title with a preposition)


6. Things That Rhyme with “Bass”


7. Word Monkey

Things I Have Not Been Called in My Advertising Career:

1. The Lanky Half of a Wonder Duo


2. Two-time Cannes Lion Winner


3. Mr. Bogusky


4. Mr. Bojangles


5. Your Next American Idol


6. One-time Cannes Lion Winner


7. Tan

Now you know.

Later,

Fox