February 2, 2020

February 2, 2020

After the Kansas City Chiefs, who play six miles from the Fox family’s ancestral home, emerge triumphant in Super Bowl LIV after 50 years of futility, ruins remaining queso dip with tears of joy and a spilled Diet Shasta.

January 19, 2020

Due to the side effects of interdimensional travel, is literally beside himself over the Kansas City Chiefs win in the AFC Championship Game.

January 12, 2020

After 47 years of watching the Kansas City Chiefs of the National Football League flail helplessly in playoff games, falls through a wormhole between the sofa cushions and into another, more victorious dimension.