by Jason Fox | Nov 1, 2014 | Idle Chatter |
For the second time in three years, we yield the Idle Chatter floor to the fowl-based wisdom the honorable Dexter P. Turklesworth. Mr. Turklesworth, who comes from a line of turkey both literal and metaphorical dating back to colonial times, will answer questions...
by Jason Fox | Oct 9, 2014 | Idle Chatter |
Summer’s last hurrah has finally abated The autumnal equinox thus celebrated Suburban druids glumly shuffle back To resume their mall duties at Claire’s Piercing Shack Leaving the season to thus be enjoyed By less goth-tacular girls and boys Who rarely spend time...
by Jason Fox | Sep 1, 2014 | Idle Chatter, Jason Fox |
My Dear Elisha, If you are reading this parchment, I have already passed beyond the great veil that separates Man from G-d, the Lowly from the Holy, the Accursed Peanut from the Divine Dark Chocolate M&M. Or I have accidentally left it in my robe and you have...
by Jason Fox | Aug 3, 2014 | Idle Chatter |
Dearest Parent(s) and/or Guardian(s) and/or Child(ren) Who Stole This From the Mailbox, It’s that time of year again! School days, school days, dear old Golden Rule days. Ha ha ha! At least it will be here at St. Ignatius Coram Deo Academy of the Three Crosses...
by Jason Fox | Jul 6, 2014 | Idle Chatter |
Having read through the Bible several times – not counting Leviticus, Numbers, that one really long Psalm, the Minor Prophets or Third John (the second sequel is always the worst) – I’ve learned a few things and applied even less. Naturally, I tend to keep an eye out...
by Jason Fox | Jun 1, 2014 | Idle Chatter, Uncategorized |
To answer your first question, yes, the purpose of this entire column is to give me an excuse to use a Doobie Brothers song as the title. Why the Brothers Doob? Because in February of 1973 they charted with a cover of “Jesus is Just Alright” which would go on to form...
