Most of you probably haven’t had the joy of hearing my Yakov Smirnoff Theory of Advertising which goes something like this: You can use Yakov to sell any product by following a simple script. “You mean I can [verb] [product category] to [verb] [problem]? What a country!” Here’s an example for the Mad Lib-impaired: “You mean I can get a laundry detergent that removes the red stain of communism? What a country!”

But everyone’s favorite Night Court guest star isn’t just the next Billy Mays in waiting. He’s an immigrant who loves this country. Especially Branson, Missouri.

But in all seriousness, what he did in response to 9/11 is one of the most fantastic things I’ve ever seen an artist – yes, artist – do. To see what I mean, click here.

Thanks, Yakov.

God bless the United States of America.

Later,

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