March 19, 2018

by Jason Fox | Mar 19, 2018 | Bio | 0 comments

Leverages daughter’s collection of Beanie Boos and Diamellastic™ jewelry to purchase the newly bankrupt Claire’s Ear-Piercing...

March 17, 2018

by Jason Fox | Mar 17, 2018 | Bio | 0 comments

Shocked to discover that a company whose business model relies on the mining of its users’ data may not have been super-transparent regarding its acquistion and...

March 14, 2018

by Jason Fox | Mar 14, 2018 | Bio | 0 comments

Finally forced to grow up after Toys R Us announces the closing of all its brick-and-mortar-and-phlegm...

March 8, 2018

by Jason Fox | Mar 8, 2018 | Bio | 0 comments

Imposes a 25% household import tariff on Stealers Wheel cassettes and CDs, sparking an internet-breaking meme war with...

March 5, 2018

by Jason Fox | Mar 5, 2018 | Bio | 0 comments

Having missed the previous evening’s 90th Pronouncements of Moral Correctitude and Movie Prizes, reverts to just treating folks...