by Jason Fox | Feb 9, 2020 | Bio |
Despite a long history of lactose bigotry, purchases a dairy farm solely for the purposes of renaming it “The Rambling Joaquin Milksploitation and Ice Cream Fun...
by Jason Fox | Feb 2, 2020 | Bio |
After the Kansas City Chiefs, who play six miles from the Fox family’s ancestral home, emerge triumphant in Super Bowl LIV after 50 years of futility, ruins remaining queso dip with tears of joy and a spilled Diet...
by Jason Fox | Feb 1, 2020 | AdHole Specific, Advertising, Super Bowl |
The Obligatory Super Hole XIV Before we begin, let me just say, “CHIEFS! CHIEFS! CHIEFS! CHIEFS!” I grew up five miles east of Arrowhead Stadium along interstate I-70. I was fortunate enough to attend a few games in the late 90s (thanks, now-defunct...
by Jason Fox | Jan 19, 2020 | Bio |
Due to the side effects of interdimensional travel, is literally beside himself over the Kansas City Chiefs win in the AFC Championship...
by Jason Fox | Jan 12, 2020 | Bio |
After 47 years of watching the Kansas City Chiefs of the National Football League flail helplessly in playoff games, falls through a wormhole between the sofa cushions and into another, more victorious...
