Missed It by That Much

Missed It by That Much

Note: The following is based solely on my recollection of events. It’s been 20 years, 4 job changes, 3 kids and 2 moves since this story took place, so forgive my .5% fudge factor. Also, I’ve left out the names of most of the people involved to protect the...
A Decade of Double Nuts

A Decade of Double Nuts

Being jolted from one’s slumber at 1 a.m. by your wife is rarely a sign of good things to come. At least in the short term. But that’s what happened 10 years ago today when my doubly-pregnant, much-better half alerted me to the fact that, at just 32 weeks along, her...
December 14, 2017

December 14, 2017

Voids deal with Disney Globocom after numerous sad face and poop emojis reveal that the megacorp failed to Venmo a neighbor’s babysitter in a timely...
December 13, 2017

December 13, 2017

Sells rights to personal Fox family entertainment assets, including two rare U2 bootleg CDs and a still-wrapped Criterion Collection laser disc of “Chitty Chitty Bang,” to Disney Globocom for $52 worth of funnel cakes (redeemable at Orlando-area parks...
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