by Jason Fox | Dec 3, 2019 | Bio |
Celebrates the 70th anniversary of NATO by taunting an 18-pound Butterball named Erdo.
by Jason Fox | Nov 12, 2019 | Bio |
Triple-force-choked by the Fox Spawn after wondering aloud why they can’t be more like Baby Yoda.
by Jason Fox | Nov 7, 2019 | Bio |
Attempts to rid mind of the news that Queen Elizabeth II would “rather go naked than wear fur” using a rubber mallet, Robitussin, and the “Best of Floyd” collection from “The Andy Griffith Show” on VHS.
by Jason Fox | Nov 5, 2019 | Bio |
Denied by the Nebraska Secretary of State to form a 263-member “self-partnership” intent on distributing knock-off “Harold Terracotta” figurines that look suspiciously like Precious Moments statues that were attacked with Sharpies.
by Jason Fox | Nov 1, 2019 | Bio |
Learns that “Beto” is Spanish for “Tooly McToolface.”
