So Long, and Thanks for All the Retweets

Deep-Fried Authentic Authenticity

Last week, I spent my time shuttling about the Ozarks with my wife, our kids and my wife’s family. Specifically, we all convened in Branson, Missouri, for a communal vacation. Why Branson? Because some of us could not afford to fly a family of five to further...
So Long, and Thanks for All the Retweets

800 Legs

When pitching a campaign to a client, a creative team will typically show a series of three print ads. And, unless the concept is built on a purely visual execution, those three ads will have three different headlines. Somehow, three headlines are supposed to assure...
So Long, and Thanks for All the Retweets

The Grand Unified Theory of Advertising

In the world of physics, a Grand Unified Theory is one that wraps weak, strong, gravitational and electrical forces into one, neatly packaged bit of math that anyone with a cursory knowledge of graduate-level multivariable calculus could fake understanding. It is,...