I Am Officially a Sexy Beast

While the rumors surrounding my status as a bona fide hunka hunka burnin’ hunkiness have abounded for years, my status has at long last been made official. People magazine has declared me to be the 2007 Sexiest Man Alive. Technically, they’ve chosen my...

Dusk of the Dead

Now that my wife and I are expecting a double shot of baby fun, I’ve starting paying greater attention to threats currently abounding in the world at large. Now, many of you know that I have, for years, been predicting a rise in zombie-based carnage and general...
Cue Patsy Cline

Cue Patsy Cline

According to The Smoking Gun, Britney Spears is considering suing Clear Channel Communications for using unauthorized images of her on an outdoor campaign for the “MJ Morning Show.” The show airs in several markets in Florida, in case you care. Which I...