April 5, 2020

Stripped of British Open Championship title for failure to refer to the contest as “The Open Championship & Right Honorable Chip Shoppe.

March 22, 2020

Begins communicating with the rest of the household exclusively through Zoom meetings after attempts to tap out messages via Morse code with “level infinity armpit toots” fails.
March 20, 2020

March 20, 2020

Honoring the loss of Kenny “The Roaster” Rogers earlier in the day, folds the laundry before receiving “the look” from the missus.