by Jason Fox | Feb 11, 2020 | Bio |
Runs afoul of Amnesty International after suggesting convicted political advisor Roger Stone be sentenced to 15 minutes reading political Twitter.
by Jason Fox | Feb 9, 2020 | Bio |
Despite a long history of lactose bigotry, purchases a dairy farm solely for the purposes of renaming it “The Rambling Joaquin Milksploitation and Ice Cream Fun Barn.”
by Jason Fox | Feb 2, 2020 | Bio |
After the Kansas City Chiefs, who play six miles from the Fox family’s ancestral home, emerge triumphant in Super Bowl LIV after 50 years of futility, ruins remaining queso dip with tears of joy and a spilled Diet Shasta.
by Jason Fox | Jan 31, 2020 | Bio |
Makes 18,528,321 pounds sterling by forcing England to Brexit through the gift shop.
by Jason Fox | Jan 19, 2020 | Bio |
Due to the side effects of interdimensional travel, is literally beside himself over the Kansas City Chiefs win in the AFC Championship Game.
by Jason Fox | Jan 12, 2020 | Bio |
After 47 years of watching the Kansas City Chiefs of the National Football League flail helplessly in playoff games, falls through a wormhole between the sofa cushions and into another, more victorious dimension.
