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Please Don’t Vote for John Edwards

Please Don’t Vote for John Edwards

by | Oct 28, 2007 | Politics | 9 comments

According to this report in the Concord (New Hampshire) Monitor, John Edwards has big plans for America should he become the 44th President. Namely, he’ll follow the ideals of our 32nd President, Franklin Roosevelt.Seems Johnny Haircut wants to enact a...
What a Country, Indeed

What a Country, Indeed

by | Sep 11, 2007 | General Interest, Politics | 0 comments

Most of you probably haven’t had the joy of hearing my Yakov Smirnoff Theory of Advertising which goes something like this: You can use Yakov to sell any product by following a simple script. “You mean I can [verb] [product category] to [verb] [problem]?...

Dusk of the Dead

by | Aug 7, 2007 | Entertainment, Politics, Undead | 0 comments

Now that my wife and I are expecting a double shot of baby fun, I’ve starting paying greater attention to threats currently abounding in the world at large. Now, many of you know that I have, for years, been predicting a rise in zombie-based carnage and general...

Will I Get Fired For This?

by | Apr 13, 2007 | Politics, Wonkiness | 2 comments

I was going to comment on the whole Don Imus imbroglio, but my attorneys advised me that doing so might raise the ire of the Wrong Reverends Sharpton and Jackson. Which was actually more of an encouragement than anything. But then I realized that there was way too...